The Countdown - 27

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

The new season is starting in less than a month!

Peyton Manning wouldn't even miss this one! Oh, OK, if he was in the Super Bowl, he would. He misses everything there!

That's only 27 more "the most offensive thing in the history of the world" internet firestorms away from the return of Idol!

So settle back with your Coke, and "diversity", and rest while you can!

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Comments

[adoptedwriter.livejournal.com]

I have birth sisters in the Portland, OR and Wash State area. They're happy campers today. I don't follow football the way I do baseball, but I like the idea of underdoggies winning.
Pitchers and catchers report in less than two weeks! Bring it!
AW

[ashgaelsonaria.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad it got moved from the last weekend in January to the first weekend in February.

[kandigurl.livejournal.com]

Honestly, if it weren't for LJI, I wouldn't know what the world is bitching about most of the time.

[vaudy.livejournal.com]

This is true for me, also. Most of the time, I have no idea what the hell Gary's talking about, and I have to go look it up.

[kandigurl.livejournal.com]

YES. My process exactly.

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

Which is funny, because I get my information from the rest of the internet! I guess I just tend to be more bored than everyone else! :)

[kathrynrose.livejournal.com]

Same here.

Gary is the internet's version of the old woman at the beauty shop who knows the gossip for the whole neighborhood.

[adoptedwriter.livejournal.com]

That's it! AW

[roina-arwen.livejournal.com]

I just had an image of Gary sitting in a salon chair, with his head under one of those old-fashioned hair dryers, and some lucky lady giving him a manicure with bright red nail polish!

[kathrynrose.livejournal.com]

[ashgaelsonaria.livejournal.com]

Ever have one of those days when you wake up and think to yourself
"Gee, I really haven't terrorised anyone lately. I must be in a slump."

[roina-arwen.livejournal.com]

I prefer Diet Coke, thanks. I thought it was a sweet commercial - the whole America is a melting pot idea, and all that, but some oddballs just didn't get it, apparently.

I loved the commercial with the horse and the puppy, and the one with the siblings and the Doritos, and the Greek Yogurt commercial with the Full House dads!

[talon.livejournal.com]

*sponsors the heck out of Idol*