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I know. I'm just holding out so I don't give anyone else any ideas.

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Haha! Tactics and strategy - nice! :P

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I just have to hope it works.:-)

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I have absolutely no funny stories to share :-(

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Not even something that happened as a child? There has to be SOMETHING! ;)

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I pretty much have no sense of humor, so I have no idea what *is* funny. :-( I have been trying to think of something, but I am at a loss and about ready to just give up.

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funny things happen around you all the time!!!

heh... "the funniest thing that happened to me - I have no story, but my friend Jimmy..."*g*

if nothing else, tell a Jimmy story!!!*g*

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SALLY tells Jimmy stories (I personally think they are kind of tragic rather than funny). You know me - I really have no sense of humor and I don't tell funny stories except about experiences that others have had and shared with me that make no sense out of context (like suffering through Jay-Sok's Theories class, which is only funny with all the others who suffered as well).

No sense of humor might be a pre-requisite for being a Women's Studies major.

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Can I just post the "why size matters" answers from teh HSB class?

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the SUBJECT is "the funniest thing that ever happened to me" - the CONTENT is entirely up to the contestants. So yeah, if you think those are funny, and they ARE happening to you...*g*

(and yeah, I know it's Sally who tells the Jimmy stories, but I figured you'd heard them enough to be inspired.*g*)

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They happened to me in the sense that I had to grade them - and not spit coffee all over them as I laughed.

That's all I've got. Funny things just don't happen to me.

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funny things happen to you all the time! After all, you know ME - that's pretty funny in and of itself!*g*

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But I clearly need to get out more.

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You know, if you think about it, the fact that you have no sense of humor can be made into a funny story. ;)

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I might have to get my girlfriend to write it then. I have a list of responses students in two Human Sexual Behavior classes gave to the quetsion "Why in this culture do we think size matters"? I didn't write them, but they are funny...

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There you go! DO IT! :D

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I almost went with a Denny's story, but decided not to. It was a quick moment and not overly funny in the long run :)

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lifeofjason.livejournal.com

Dude. If you'd done a Denny's story then I'd have been copying you.

Maybe it's the same story...

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Nope.

Friends and I were doing a late night college hop to Denny's cuz we were bored and hungry. We spent the night talking about crass, sexual jokes and masked innuendo that made us giggle. The waitress would come by and joke with us.

During one such trip, a friend of a friend named Robin asked for some more root beer.

The waitress came back with some more root beer -- in one of those little, white cardboard thimbles meant to hold ketchup or other condiments.

Funniest Denny's story ever.

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Geesh did I get eliminated and not know it?

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You're not eliminated...I'm a dumbass and must have missed your name. Probably because I knew I'd badger you about it.

So, anyway.

GO ENTER lol

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Well what if I'm not funny, what if my funny stories suck :p

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Then you'll be eliminated, but you'll know it. At least there's that little bit of certainty there.

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Gee thanks :p

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I thought that would cheer you up.:-)

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No, really! I was just teasing! You have to get your entry in!

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Hehe, I know you were teasing, I haven't been online. I'm better under pressure anyway. :)

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simplysakka.livejournal.com

Yeah, I know... I know...

After racking my brain, I've finally come up with some ideas, but the one that stands out the most is more morbid than funny, even though we laugh about it now.

So yeah. Tonight's the night. It'll get done.

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Dark humor is still humor.

I still watch Heathers for a reason, and it's not Christian Slater! ;)

*hugs*

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lifeofjason.livejournal.com

I'm gonna be lazy and not tell the full story, just the punchline.

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No fair. I want details.

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I find it exceedingly odd -- and funny -- that you used a "P" and some squiggles for your smiley.

*giggle*

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Is fitting, no?

*giggles, too* About ten seconds after I hit post, I did the same thing. D'oh! :)

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Childish behaviors helps the day go by quicker :)

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Oh, AMEN to that!

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