Green Room - Week 28 - Day 4

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

Cut and pasted (for your pleasure): Submit your entry! (for contestants): http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/469789.html
(for Home Gamers): http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/470713.html
and read (and comment on) what other people have come up with!!

(for those eligible) submit your Spirit award: http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/470043.html

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Why am I just cutting and pasting that? Because now I know how much time I need to be spending making sure that the Illuminati don't end up making me sell my soul, or the souls of my parents, childern. . . or it seems pretty much anyone's soul. Someone might be selling your soul right now to get into the Illuminati!

I might continue to be ignorant of this very real threat, if it wasn't for a woman on the back of the bus, talking loudly to her friend about it. Apparently Kanye talks about it - she said that she doesn't get her information from "the media" (which she described as "everyone talking - everyone talking is the media")but rather from rap lyrics. Because that's where they can hide the truth so people can find it!!


What truths did you discover this weekend? What did the Illuminati make you do????

Comments

[theafaye.livejournal.com]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you have a group of children watching DVDs on a lazy Sunday, one of them at least will hit another one at some point during the course of the afternoon.

The Illuminati made me write this. But they told me that they'd kill me if I told you, so keep it quiet, OK?

[joeymichaels.livejournal.com]

It is a little known fact that the Illuminati have a fabulous day care program where you can drop off the wee ones while deciding the fate of nations.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Sometimes if you have a group of people in their late twenties watching a movie one of them will hit the other. It's just human nature, I think.

I wonder how the Illuminati feel about Nature vs. Nurture. Hm.

[pixiebelle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, even with two kids, it seems to be the case too. Biting too. Or maybe that was just me as a child? I was to never be left alone with other kids or else there would be screaming in the other room signaling that once again, I bit.

I promise that I've kinda grown out of that. At least I don't bite kids anymore :P

[java-fiend.livejournal.com]

one of them at least will hit another one at some point during the course of the afternoon.

Oh, is that a bad thing? Perhaps I should stop that then. :-)

[millysdaughter.livejournal.com]

Truth: on this day in history, I married my best friend.

[joeymichaels.livejournal.com]

Oh No! What did your husband have to say about that!?!

Congratulations!

[roina-arwen.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! =)

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Happy Anniversary!

[comedychick.livejournal.com]

Happy anniversary!

[theafaye.livejournal.com]

Awesome! And a very wise decision on your part.

[pixiebelle.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! That's a very awesome truth :)

[dreamchaser.livejournal.com]

Happy Anniversary!!!

[java-fiend.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!

[joeymichaels.livejournal.com]

The other day, I was doing some business downtown and somebody walked up and handed me a dollar and said "God bless."

I figured they must have thought I was homeless, but my friend said to me "if they were handing it to you with the eye in the pyramid facing you, it was an Illuminati initiation. You failed."

So, apparently, I continue to have virtually no power or influence on the world.

On the other hand, I do have a dollar.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

That dollar will not buy you the power and influence you need, but it WILL buy you the power and influence you deserve. *nods*

[roina-arwen.livejournal.com]

In college I was part of the Moose Illuminati. There wasn't much to do except carry around a stuffed moose, hold your hands up to the sides of your head in antler position (fingers spread) and say "Bloop!" to other Moose Illuminatus. =)

At least, there wasn't much more to do that I'm allowed to tell you about... ;)

[joeymichaels.livejournal.com]

Were you ever charged with the task of summoning Cthumoose?

[momebie.livejournal.com]

I'm suddenly very pleased indeed that I don't have any soul left for someone to sell. The only thing you could possibly get for what's left of my soul is an Icee and a packet of chips. Good for a movie, but not so great for long term development.

[joeymichaels.livejournal.com]

And yet, that's still more soul than most of today's current pop singers. Go figure!

[comedychick.livejournal.com]

I discovered the truth that over the weekend, I reached a DECADE on LJ. Jeez, I've been here a long time. :P Also, my next LJ post will be my 2,000th entry under this account. o.O

Also, I wrote 2 home game entries :O

[joeymichaels.livejournal.com]

So basically 1 home game entry for every 1000 LJ entries?

[pixiebelle.livejournal.com]

I discovered that I much prefer weekends to Mondays. I really don't want to get up today. But I have to make it into work a little earlier than usual today for something silly I forgot to do on Friday.

Weekends seriously never past long enough. I'll try to be around the GR later today some. Now I need to peel myself out of bed and get moving.

[joeymichaels.livejournal.com]

At some point, I need to peel myself into bed and stop moving - so that I can do the opposite in about four hours. Oi.

[java-fiend.livejournal.com]

A Universal Truth... at least as it applies to my job and a Truth that is reaffirmed daily... is that no matter how easy you try to make things for people, no matter how much you dumb things down for their benefit, people will only grow more confused and ask increasingly obvious and idiotic questions. GAH!!!

Another Universal Truth is that I don't want to be here and am actually considering selling my soul... perhaps a little deal with Satan can let me live out my life in style rather than... well... here, in torment and toil.

Yet another Universal Truth is that Kanye West is *the* go-to for facts and information. Dude knows his stuff and is a very reliable and reputable source. Ahem.

Monday, you suck. My Illuminati Overlord (aka my feline SoCo) has commanded me to say that.

[pixiebelle.livejournal.com]

SoCo would never say I suck! He likes me. The rest of those who don't give him scratches? Okay, I could see that...

I'd sell my soul for a life of leisure...but I already sold most of it for pie last week. Dang sweet tooth.

[pixiebelle.livejournal.com]

Play with the kinks? Or The Kinks?

I much prefer people who play with the kinks. Makes life more fun that way.

Hi. Nice to meet you by the way.

[barrelofrain.livejournal.com]

*pops in unexpectedly*

*leaves some cupcakes*

*scoots away*

[pixiebelle.livejournal.com]

Cupcakes!!!!

What kind?

[team-jessie.livejournal.com]

*whistles*

Oh hi, Green room!

I did a neat, little self-assessment of all my LJ Idol writing HERE (http://team-jessie.livejournal.com/761835.html). If you're bored to death, please feel free to check it out (and do one for yourselves too! I love crap like this!)

*goes back to lurking*

[pixiebelle.livejournal.com]

Oh now that's cool! When I unveiled my alt, I did something with a summary of the entries where I explained if they were fiction or non-fiction.

But I like this format a lot! And wow...we sure did a lot of writing now that I look down that list!

Late Commenter League: Echo Edition

[xo-kizzy-xo.livejournal.com]

Hello?

Hellooooooooooo...



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Re: Late Commenter League: Echo Edition

[joeymichaels.livejournal.com]

I'm still here. Got a dollar? Going to buy food with it, I swear.