Green Room - Week 9 - Day 8

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

I've contacted ICE to make a sweep of the Idol poll to make sure that everyone is there legally. Apparently *all* of you are damn foreigners! I will start building my wall immediately...

The "funny" thing - that started out in 2008 as a parody of Tom Tancredo's Presidential run. I was going completely over the top with it to the point that, I felt, no one could possibly take what I as saying seriously... Now? Well.... ;)


Which is why the new "joke" will be "Thanks for the boatloads of cash you have been sending me! It's very much appreciated!"

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There is a poll http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/983712.html
and Second Chance is still open: http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/981280.html So far there are only 2 new contestants. Definitely tell your friends about it! Because there is something I've been dying to try out, and it's going to the 1,000th contestant - whenever that happens...

Comments

[beeker121.livejournal.com]

Frist? Really?

Maybe everyone's reading entries. Or so grateful for Friday (raises hand) that they're daydreaming about things that aren't screens in front of them.

I'm surprised you don't already have a wall in place, Gary.

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

My theory is that ICE has already taken them away.

[beeker121.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! Hopefully they come for me while I'm out to lunch. Do you think they'll leave a note on the door like UPS?

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

They seem like more of the "knock and grab" types. Without the knocking.

[kickthehobbit.livejournal.com]

I miss the days when your "build a wall!" and "no more hippies!" jokes could be laughed at as being totally outlandish. :(

I've gone from "I should carry my driver's license with me everywhere" to "I should probably think about carrying my birth certificate with me, too"—because ICE are fucking idiots, apparently, and going after anyone that looks "Mexican", going so far as to detain people that were born here until they can produce their birth certificate. :/

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

People being detained are really good at being able to go into their records (at home) and finding their birth certificates.

[wildrose.livejournal.com]

Sorry for the dumb question but what does ICE mean?

I am a dirty foreigner indeed so that's why I don't know :P

[clauderainsrm.livejournal.com]

Immigration and Customs Enforcement

[wildrose.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[ryl.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling that I'm going to be getting a lot of use out of this clip of Trumpy the alien who can do stupid things (https://youtu.be/5bslu64OftQ).

[ellakite.livejournal.com]

(ellakite walks in, hooked up to the world's first artificial spleen; a miracle of modern medicine, the device uses the latest techniques in miniturization to reduce its size to something only about 5 times larger than The Pentagon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pentagon). The device slowly rolls to a stop on its enormous mechanized treads, and then a deafening cacaphony of sounds erupts from the tangled assembly of tubes and glassware as the pressure within the replacement organ rapidly builds up to dangerous levels... until, at last, ellakite actually vents his spleen:)

YOU'RE *FRED* TO ME!!!

(ellakite frowns as he realizes what he's said, bangs on the side of the enormous constructs, and mutters "I knew I should have never agreed to accept the initial release of this thing; they never work out all the bugs until after the first Service Pack update...")

[beeker121.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're Fred? No that's not right. I'm Fred? I'm Fred?!!?

Okay, fine, I'm Fred. Nice to meet you and your artificial spleen.

[ellakite.livejournal.com]

Well, you're Fred to me... for the moment. But that may change...

(It's a continuation an old meme of mine... kind of. I used to get angry and "vent my spleen" at people who used the "FRIST!" meme without my permission, and declare them as being "dead to me"... except my spleen exploded the last time I tried to vent it, which is why I'm using the buggy artificial replacement...)