therealljidol | Green Room - Week 35

Today I am formally announcing that we will not be banning Chik-Fil-A from opening up a shop here.

Mostly because this is a website, and I’m not sure how they could open a storefront here anyway… but I figured that if things get tough for them, who knows – maybe they would! Then I could charge them ridiculous amounts of rent, get rich off that, and use it to fund the recruitment and training of my monkey army… because that is what you should be doing with your wealth. Not “denying people their rights”, you should be using it to completely make everyone bend to your iron-fisted will!

Until then, we will be hosting things like this poll: http://therealljidol.livejournal.com/590519.html which is filled with awesome writing that you should make sure that you are reading and supporting! It closes tonight, so make sure your voice is heard about your favorites! )

If I can figure out a way to use that to fund the recruitment and training of my monkey army, believe me, I will!