LJ Idol Presents:

OKAY! FULL SPOILER ALERT!

At the end of the most recent season, I think it was 5, House decides that he's going to detox himself from vicodin. He asks Cuddy to help him because she knows all his tricks and will be able to keep him clean. She comes over, spends the night, and at the end of everything, they have hot wild sex with each other.

On the FINAL episode of the season, House is all strutting around, telling Wilson about how he banged her, being all cocky with Cuddy and she's just like "we are friends like we always were" and "listen, about last night, our relationship hasn't changed, you do your thing, I do my thing, it works. Are we good?"

So House is all like "why is she playing hard to get?!" so he decides to play hardball and go to the top of the hospital stairs and yell out to the clinic "Lisa Cuddy and I had sex last night!!!"

Cuddy, furious, says that her personal matters shouldn't be advertised to the whole hospital, let alone blatant lies, and as much as House wants her, it'll never happen, this is the last straw, he's fired.

The very last 30 seconds of the season was him reliving the night, only realizing that the whole encounter with Cuddy was an elaborate hallucination and then replays each portion of the scene as it REALLY happens, with him all alone, popping pills.

Season 6 starts with him in rehab. Want me to keep going? hehehehe.