Merry Christmas

[clauderainsrm]

Am I up into the wee hours of Christmas assembling a bed for a certain teenager?

Nope. That's not me. I'm snug in my bed, with visions of sugar plums. I'm waiting for my annual shipment of coal. It comes every year about this time.

Apparently, some people get "toys" (or gadgets) but not me. I'm a lifelong coal person. It's a special privilege. Coal is from dinosaurs - and who doesn't love dinosaurs?!?

OK, sure, it's actually dead plants. But dinosaurs sounds cooler!

I hope you are having an amazing Christmas!

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Comments

[bellatrix_lestrange]

it's actually dead plants. But dinosaurs sounds cooler! I love reading these posts :'D

Have a great day, Gary!

I hope everyone else here does too!

<3

[rayaso]

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good morning.

[dmousey]

Merry Merry everyone! Peace on Earth, and goodwill to humanity!

"May you have shelter, be warm and well fed,
and always have enough to share with a friend."

❄😊⛄🎀🎄✌💕🎁

[reidharriscooper]

Fuck you.

I mean Christmas... merry... something.

It's still my Birthday till I say it isn't!

Anyways, enjoy that coal Gary. Everyone who gets presents? enjoy them. Giving presents? enjoy that.

I now return you to whatever else you're doing.

[murielle]

If my memory serves, and what I was taught in grade school hasn't been debunked, you want to hang on to that coal. Someday it will become diamonds!

[adoptedwriter]

Merry Holidays, Gary!
Merry Holidays to All!

[megatronix]

Happy Holidays, Gary, and all my fellow Idolers!!! :D

[halfshellvenus]

I hope it was a great Christmas for everyone who celebrates it, and that your daughter enjoyed her new bed. :D