LJ Idol Presents:

My office has a semi-party. The managers order pizza and pasta from the pizza place across the street and the employees decide whether or not to bring in desserts. Then, all the food is in the break room and you just sort of help yourself to food, which you take back to your desk and continue working.

So not really a party so much as free food.

I've only been to a handful of holiday parties and none of them were anything to write home about. I'm not really one for large social gatherings and I don't drink much, which rules out 95% of holiday parties.