LJ Idol Presents:

Liked the FAQ, Gary. There are things in there that I didn't know, even as a previous competitor. Like the pregnancy thing. I am no longer owner of a uterus, so it's unlikely that it will happen to me, but I'll take care all the same.

I am not and never have been an asshat, so I'm good on that account. But ye gods, do I remember asshattery in season 5.