LJ Idol Presents:

I love that Pixiebelle was the first to greet me here since I feuded with her way back in season 8 million and two, when I drunkenly got the idea that Javafiend was writing some of her.....oh, all vodka under the bridge at this point. Her talent speaks for itself.

I didn't know that I would be back to write again, my homeless man's rehab in Houston has a wall similar to the idol sidebar of fallen competitors. While I would be proud to be mentioned with the likes of Agirlnamedluna and walkertxkitty in my case, I apparently have more business than I figured PlanetSide.

Mick (Karmasoup) tried to help me in real life when I said the magic word which my real life brother would eventually speak louder, with punctuation...if it had taken, I could have been one of those high bottom drunks who annoy me at meetings, but really we would have missed out on so much angst here, and who among us can resist a little angst.

Probably my escapades of being weirdly inappropriate with woman idolers is over at least for now (watches as alycewilson puts on a black armband).

But if you think this is going to be a toned down, softer m_malcontent, ljidolvillain, fausts_dream, whatever user name I am on this week,sometimes even I lose track. Then keep reading, no guarantees, cause apparently no one is safe for even a couple of weeks in this Nazi death cam....er friendly writing competition.

So far I haven't had to bust out the kitten rape content warning, but Fluffy doesn't feel secure and neither should you.