(NOTES GARY'S SUGGESTION FOR "ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK")
(HUGS SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AS PART OF "ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK")
(UNINTENTIONALLY OUTS SELF AS AN ASEXUAL BY HUGGING SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AS PART OF "ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK")
(GETS ARRESTED FOR HUGGING SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT [FOR BLOCKING TRAFFIC] AS PART OF "ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK")
(BECOMES LEAD STORY ON THE EVENING NEWS FOR ALL MAJOR NETWORKS AS A RESULT OF GETTING ARRESTED FOR HUGGING SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT [FOR BLOCKING TRAFFIC] AS PART OF "ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK")
(GETS BEATEN TO A BLOODY PULP BY NEIGHBORS FOR BEING A FILTHY DISGUSTING ASEXUAL AFTER THEY SEE ME AS THE LEAD STORY ON THE EVENING NEWS FOR ALL MAJOR NETWORKS AS A RESULT OF GETTING ARRESTED FOR HUGGING SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT [FOR BLOCKING TRAFFIC] AS PART OF "ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK")
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(HUGS SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AS PART OF "ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK")
(UNINTENTIONALLY OUTS SELF AS AN ASEXUAL BY HUGGING SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AS PART OF "ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK")
(GETS ARRESTED FOR HUGGING SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT [FOR BLOCKING TRAFFIC] AS PART OF "ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK")
(BECOMES LEAD STORY ON THE EVENING NEWS FOR ALL MAJOR NETWORKS AS A RESULT OF GETTING ARRESTED FOR HUGGING SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT [FOR BLOCKING TRAFFIC] AS PART OF "ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK")
(GETS BEATEN TO A BLOODY PULP BY NEIGHBORS FOR BEING A FILTHY DISGUSTING ASEXUAL AFTER THEY SEE ME AS THE LEAD STORY ON THE EVENING NEWS FOR ALL MAJOR NETWORKS AS A RESULT OF GETTING ARRESTED FOR HUGGING SELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT [FOR BLOCKING TRAFFIC] AS PART OF "ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK")
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Yeah, that's my day in a nutshell.