Trying to balance drinking heavily and schoolwork, like I do most other nights.
We have to do a group presentation next month on a disease for microbio, and for some reason I, in my infinite wisdom, said, "Hey! Let's do bubonic plague! That way we can dress up as plague doctors!" (Priorities.)
(I am super serious about this. We can be creative if we want. The professor said one year a group made gonorrhea-shaped cookies, gave them out to everyone, and then at the end of the lecture passed out cups of apple juice labeled with the names of antibiotics so everybody they gave gonorrhea got cured.)
The problem here is that some point during our 30-minute presentation we have to the history and impact of our disease, and the bubonic plague is only the most important thing that ever happened. I could talk about it for a whole day and still not be satisfied. I have no idea how to sum this all up in a way that's still entertaining. *tears out hair*
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We have to do a group presentation next month on a disease for microbio, and for some reason I, in my infinite wisdom, said, "Hey! Let's do bubonic plague! That way we can dress up as plague doctors!" (Priorities.)
(I am super serious about this. We can be creative if we want. The professor said one year a group made gonorrhea-shaped cookies, gave them out to everyone, and then at the end of the lecture passed out cups of apple juice labeled with the names of antibiotics so everybody they gave gonorrhea got cured.)
The problem here is that some point during our 30-minute presentation we have to the history and impact of our disease, and the bubonic plague is only the most important thing that ever happened. I could talk about it for a whole day and still not be satisfied. I have no idea how to sum this all up in a way that's still entertaining. *tears out hair*