Generally I just think that people must be laid back and mildly nuts, like me. Which, from what I understand, is fairly common (the assumption that people are generally like oneself). But I've slowly come to the realization that I'm actually exceptionally laid back and easygoing.

I don't mean to underestimate! But I also try not to be too cynical... because I don't want Jewel to rob me and take all my food.

Do people want to have influence? Weirdos. I think it's highly overrated. Why have influence when you could have a beer instead?

Are you batshit? Huh. I just thought you were a guy who liked to talk a lot and meet random people. Is this another instance of me underestimating things?

How many jellybeans are in this jar, anyway? And why can't we just eat them instead of playing guessing games?