I would enter, but I'm FAR too lazy, so... you know.

Plus it would make Gary feel important, and I can't do anything that would make Gary feel important.

Just remember, if you DO enter, there are a LOT of REALLY great writers here, so don't let it get you down if you don't make it to the top. Remember that the main goal is to work on your writing and get inspired by others.

I do have one heck of a creative (sometimes, sick) sense of humor
You'll fit right in. ;oP